Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
