Buhtt sex?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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