Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
not ubering you a puppy
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