awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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