You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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