You made me cry and you don't even care
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Hippo gnu deer
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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