Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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