Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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