ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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