that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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