ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
barbara walters just said penis...
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Girls should come with a carfax report
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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