How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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