I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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