He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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