Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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