She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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