what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You almost got us killed.
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