Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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