S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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