why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
