its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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