he referred to my room as the tit cave...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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