i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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