Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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I need you to use more vowels.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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