So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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