White coat. Heels.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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