ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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