I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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