we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I had to cum in my sink.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
