ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Just pee around me
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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