I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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