Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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