My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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