I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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