carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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