you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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