Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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