i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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