Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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