everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He shit in the fireplace
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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