We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
