Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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