I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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