As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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