Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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