Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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