Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Do plants get herpes?
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