its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Randomize
