I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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