He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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