Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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