her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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